bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.
cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

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uuiiioo:

This post is 3 years old and still getting notes
Her ends look pretty fried.
working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr, via bed-tundy)

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thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

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I’m a demon, and you want to summon me. What six components are required for the ritual?

(Source: princessgorgon, via drunkenburnie)

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iamrickyhoover:

Hahahaha
Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

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